I led her to the edge of my bed and sat her down.
"Right there, ma'am."
"Okay. And should I lie down or..."
I started laughing.
"I mean, you can lie down. That would be a different sort of lap dance, though."
She giggled.
"True," she said.
I started playing a Drake song and grabbed her hand and pulled her up off the bed. She looked at me in surprise.
"Wait, what?"
"I figured I don't want you on the bed just yet."
I looked around and proceeded to escort her to sit in the armchair in the corner of my room. She looked up at me with eager eyes. I grinned down at her. She was so beautiful, and I couldn't believe we were here together at this moment. I started taking my shirt off, and her eyes widened as I threw it into her lap. She picked it up and laughed. I then undid my belt buckle and threw it to the ground before stepping out of my pants. I was standing there in just my black briefs, and I knew she could see that I was already hard. She sat there staring back at me, wondering what I was going to do next. I moved back and forth and then reached down and licked up her neck. She giggled slightly, and I felt her hand against my chest. I groaned as her fingers slid down toward my abdomen. I grabbed her hand and pulled her back up off the armchair, and she looked at me in surprise again.
"Back to the bed?" she asked.
I shook my head. I reached down to the bottom of her top and pulled it up.
"Um, what are you doing?" she said, her eyes wide in surprise.
"I think this will be more fun if you're wearing slightly fewer clothes."
"But I'm not the one stripping. You are."
"Yeah, but what's a little skin-on-skin action?" I said, winking at her.
She allowed me to pull her top off, and I stared at her in her bra. My mouth went dry as she pressed her fingers against my lips.
"My bra stays on," she said firmly.
"Okay." I nodded. "If that's what you want."
She started laughing, and I twirled her around.
"This is a very odd sort of lap dance. You know that, right?"
"Hey, it's my own version. I mean, I can't say that the Chippendales will be hiring me anytime soon, but the dance is not for everyone."
"Yeah, you can say that again." She laughed.
"Hey, are you not enjoying it?"
"I am," she said quickly. "I just didn't expect..."
"You didn't expect what?"
"I just didn't expect this." She shrugged. "And I feel quite sober." She giggled.
"I'm glad because you were drunk last time and didn't fully remember everything. I want to make sure that whatever happens tonight, we're both one hundred percent."
I paused, and she nodded.