Longfellow, love muscle, love rod
love stick, luigi, manhood
mayo shooting hotdog gun, meat constrictor
meat injection, meat popsicle, meat stick
meat thermometer, member
meter long king kong dong
microphone, middle stump
Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
Mr. Knish
mushroom head
mutton, netherrod
old boy, old fellow, old man
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker, Pedro, peepee
Percy, Peter, Pied Piper
Pig skin bus, pink oboe, piss weasle
piston, plug, pnor
poinswatter, popeye, pork sword
prick, private eye, private part
purple-headed yogurt flinger
purple-helmeted warrior of love
quiver bone
Ramburglar
Rod, rod of pleasure, roundhead
sausage, schlong
schlong dongadoodle, schmeckel