What a hot night! I’m
so glad you figured out you’re
actually straight.
PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE REASONS WHY A LESBIAN MIGHT SLEEP WITH HER FRIENDS
Plenty of fish in
the sea! And plenty of
Smirnoff in this bottle.
We take the concept
of recycling VERY
SERIOUSLY.
How else could you get
access to the premium
cable channels, huh?
You wanted to spend
time with her cat, but ended
up with her pussy.
To prove the last girl
wrong. MY FIGURE EIGHT TECHNIQUE
IS SOLID, NICOLE.
Because her bed has
a legit mattress, with a
frame and everything!
So you’d have fodder
for an empowering folk
song or a haiku.
The brief walk home was
TOO FAR and it was below
seventy degrees!
I don’t want to be
in a relationship! Just