she feels sad ’cause she’s afraid
of making you sad!
The cry because the sex is so
good and it’s been so long
And also because
Adele is playing. Why did
she put Adele on?
The cry because the sex is rather painful actually but you don’t want to hurt her feelings and make her cry too
She fucked me so hard
it’s like she was looking for
my virginity!
The drunken cry
Youuuu! You’s more perfect
than a Tegan and Sara
song! You superstaah!
The unpleasant-astrological-prediction cry
Our birth charts aren’t
compatible! Your Ruler’s
Mars and mine’s Venus!
The laugh-cry
“Bet last night was fun,”
said your boss while pointing at
the lube in your bangs.
A LINE OF LESBIAN-THEMED GREETING CARDS FOR YOUR FRIENDS
Thanks for being a
friend in my time of need. And
by “friend,” I mean slut.
It’s redundant to
say you’re gay and that you majored
in theater tech.