Leigh: Who’s this?
Me: Guess.
Me: PS. I’ll have to up my game to match that IQ of yours.
I watch her type for quite a while before a message comes through which makes me think she deleted it quite a few times.
Leigh: It’s late, Jaxson. Can we continue this tomorrow?
Remembering that she has a headache, I decide to take it easy on her tonight.
Me: How’s your head? Willow said you have a headache.
Leigh: It’s okay.
Leigh: Thanks for asking.
Me: So you wear glasses. Send me a pic.
I expect her to tell me to go to hell, but instead, she surprises me. A picture loads onto my phone. It’s a recent photo of her and an older couple. They must be her parents. My eyes zoom in on her smile before moving onto the glasses.
Damn, she looks hot. Librarian-fantasy-kind-of-hot.
Leigh: The man on my right is my father. He’ll remove your heart, as in literally rip it from your chest, if you try to intimidate me again. The woman on my left is my mother. She’s really good with a scalpel, so unless you want y
our testicles in a jar, you’ll pay attention to the abovementioned warning.
I’m quite attached to my testicles and have no doubt that her parents are protective of her, but it still doesn’t make me back down.
Me: Thanks for the head’s up, Doc. BTW that’s a really good photo of you. You look hot with glasses.
She reads the message but doesn’t reply for a few minutes.
Leigh: Thank you. Why are you being nice to me, Jaxson?
Me: You’re not feeling well. When you feel better, I’ll return to my usual asshole self.
Leigh: Why?
Me: Why what?
Leigh: Why do you argue with me?
I stare at the screen wondering if I should be honest with her. Honestly, I’d be pissed if I caught a guy being a dick to Leigh.
Me: It’s safer if you hate me.
Leigh: ???
Me: I’m not dating material.
Leigh: I never gave you any indication that I want to date you.
Me: And that, Doc, is why you’re safe and sound in your bed right now, and not moaning as I sink my cock deep inside your pussy.
Me: Come to think of it, we could hate-fuck and get rid of the tension.
Leigh: Seriously? That’s never happening. You should try being decent, Jaxson. You might get laid more.