Vince: wut is happening
Me: I had jager. I’m sexy
Vince: already??!?!
Me: Helena made me. What are you wearing?
Vince: ohhhhh. i get it. u wanna sext?
Me: Yes. But keep it clean. Mom and Dad are here
Me: And Nana. In a murder limo
Me: I still don’t understand
Me: I’m wearing sunglasses at night
Me: You know what jager does to me
Vince: i do. its hot. ur hot
Me: I know. You go first
Vince: ok
Vince: clean sext
Vince. i lean over and shake your hand.
Me: Yeah
Vince: i got a good grip
Me: You do.
Vince: it’s a good handshake
Me: It’s like a business handshake. But sexier.
Vince: i lean over and say
Vince: it’s nice to meet u
Vince: then I kiss ur cheek
Me: So hot
Vince: ok ok, you do me
Me: VINCE! I SAID KEEP IT
CLEAN! MY MOM MIGHT HEAR
Vince: no. i meant its ur turn to clean sext me
Vince: wait
Vince: how can mom hear if its text??????