He likes watersports
I don’t want to know how you know that
Do u?
What?
Like watersports?
Are you asking me if I like to get peed on?
Yes
No, Vince. I don’t like to get peed on
That’s good to know. I’ve never peed on anyone except myself in the shower
You share way too much
I’d pee on u if u got stung by a jellyfish
How charming. We live in the desert
Yeah, but when we go on vacation in Asia. They eat jellyfish there
That’s disgusting
U could eat one and get stung and then I’d pee in ur mouth
You are so fucking gross. I’m not going to Asia with you
Yeah, u will. U just don’t know it yet. Is that ur parents in the picture?
Are you still in my room!?!?!
Yeah. They look nice
I guess. They’re kind of weird
I like weird. I can’t wait to meet them
You want to meet my parents?
Sure. When?
That wasn’t an invitation
Oh
Why?
Why what?
Why do you want to meet my parents?
Because they look nice
Vince?