Yes, Vince. I get it
I need my own TV show
No one would watch it
Middle name?
James
So ur Paul James Auster? That’s pretty hot
No, it’s not. What is yours?
U’ll laugh
at me
What? No I won’t
Everyone does
I’m not everyone, Vince
Fine. It’s Melody
Your name is Vincent Melody Taylor?
Yes. Melody was my grandmother’s name. I had no choice
I see
Ur laughing at me, aren’t u?
Yes. So hard. I’m going to tell everyone. Especially Tad
Why don’t u like him? Tad’s nice
If by nice, you mean a plague-ridden whore then yes. He’s nice
U don’t need to be jealous. I only have eyes for u (That’s a song!)
Oh, please. I’m not jealous (I’m well aware that’s a song)
U have a lot of argyle socks, Paul
I like socks. Get out of my drawers!!!
Yeah, but u REALLY like them. Like fetish like them
I don’t have fetishes
U could open up an argyle sock and sex store. Call it Sock ’N Cock
Don’t joke about that. It’s my dream. Not the cock part
I believe u can fly. I believe u can touch the sky
Do not threaten me with R. Kelly song lyrics. I’m offended