I had Henley pop over yesterday thinking I needed some cheering up and to be honest, I didn’t need it. If anything, it’s her sorry ass that needs the cheering up for being married to my jackass brother!
You wouldn’t believe how annoying he’s being, constantly checking up on me as though I’m about to go insane without you. That stupid boy. Next time he spontaneously pops on over here, I’m going to give him something to worry about and trust me, it’s not going to be me! Though, something tells me that I have you to thank for that bullshit.
Anyway, I better go. The delivery man just arrived with tonight’s feast and I don’t want my food to get cold. You know how I get when I don’t get what I want!
I love you to the freaking moon and back. I hope you’re being safe and not being an asshole to your unit. I know you can get a bit…cranky when you’re missing me.
Tully
Xxx
P.S – I have a pretty epic surprise for you!!!
Four Months Deployed
Babe,
You certainly are the funniest person I know, but unfortunately for you, it’s not in the ‘haha’ kind of way!
I don’t know this other guy that you’re supposedly sending your last letter to, but just know, I’m already fucking jealous of him.
Good thing I was able to intercept the letter and hide that picture away before he was able to see what’s mine, otherwise I’d be more than just jealous of him, the fucker would be dead! Actually, did you delete those pictures off your phone? I don’t want anyone else getting their slimy hands on that! That sexy body is all mine.
Wait…don’t tell me you went to the store to get it printed? Please tell me you printed it at home? Shit. I shouldn’t even ask. I already know the answer to this and trust me, you’ll be getting a piece of my mind on the matter when I get home.
In other news; I fucking love your new lingerie. I can’t wait to get home and rip it off your body. These pictures have me getting around like a walking hard-on and there’s nothing I can do to get rid of it, and before you say the one thing I know you’re going to say, I’ve fucking tried, but there’s nothing quite like the real thing.
That photo, though! Fuck me, babe! I can’t wait to get home and taste that sweet pussy of yours. I’m going to give it to you until you’re screaming my name and neither of us remembers what fucking day it is!
I feel as though I should be returning the favor in some kind of way, but I don’t exactly have a camera to be capturing anything, so in the meantime, you’re going to have to make do with a drawing. Flip over the letter and check it out! Does it do me justice?
What am I doing? I’m opening myself up to some kind of cheap shot from you. Besides, you can’t lie. It does me incredible justice!
I’m happy for you that you seem to be able to put Spencer behind you. I was worried about you. I knew after first hearing that they were getting close that it could hurt you, but you’ve overcome it like some kind of goddess. Besides, together, we’ve got so much more than anything you could have possibly had with him, even being apart from each other now.
What’s this surprise you’re talking about? You know I don’t like surprises. I can never handle them very well. I like to know what’s going on at all fucking times. I expect an explanation in your response, otherwise there’s going to be big fucking trouble!
I love you, Tullz.
Rivers.
(I really hope these letters aren’t checked before getting sent out, otherwise I’m really going to come across as a fucking perve!)
Five Months Deployed
Rivers,
My eyes!!!!! How dare you send me such drawings! Though, don’t you think you’re being just a little too kind to yourself? That drawing, though. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stick figure with such a big dick before, and don’t for one second think that I didn’t miss the fact that the stick figure version of yourself was doing unspeakable things to himself!
But seeing as though you asked, it does you more than enough justice. In fact, a little too much justice. I wouldn’t be surprised if you turned into one of those guys who lives by the motto ‘It’s not the size that counts, but how you use it.’
It’s ok, Rivers. Don’t be hard on yourself. We all have our downfalls!
Speaking of your nether regions…we really need to book you an appointment to reinstate that mighty piercing of yours. I NEED it back!!!!!!
You know, I didn’t think you could have me blushing while you’re so far away, but what can I say? I love your dirty talk…or well, dirty writing? I’ve been thinking about you every night and damn it, I try to resist, but thinking about all the things you’re going to do to me when you get home has me so damn desperate.