And just know, that if you do get this and don’t write back…well, that just makes you an ass and I’ll make you pay. Maybe I’ll find a voodoo doll or something like that!
I love you so freaking much!
I can’t wait until you come home so I can screw your brains out!
Tully
Xxx
One Month Deployed
Tully,
Really? You’re going to get a voodoo doll to make me pay for being an ass? I’d like to see you figure out how to do that shit. Though I better not push my luck and just write back because a scorned Tully is someone to be very afraid of!
I fucking miss you, babe. I got your letter late last night and I swear, seeing that little envelope with your handwriting on the front was enough to make everything right in the world.
I don’t really know what to tell you. This tropical beach sucks. The sand is hot and the waves are reckless. Your wish came true! I actually am getting sunburned! But don’t stress, babe, we have plenty of shit here to handle it. I should have been better about protecting myself. The sun is pretty unforgiving over here!
I haven’t stopped thinking about you. Every chance I get, you’re on my mind. It’s actually kind of annoying. That squawky voice of yours that’s usually yelling at me about something, but then, I’ve always kind of liked it when you put me in my place. I love that fire within you. It’s hot as hell.
It’s never long before I start picturing your smile, and fuck me, Tullz, it’s enough to keep me going. That is until I start thinking about the night you pulled out that can of whipped cream, and I end up walking around a bunch of dudes with a fucking hard-on.
You have to know how sorry I am for putting you through all that pain for the last four years. I hate that I did that to you and that your heart was hurting so damn bad. I swear to you, Tullz, I’m going to do whatever it takes to make it up to you. Hell, I’ll make this time away up to you as well.
You’re right, I hate writing, but if it means having some sort of communication with you, then I’ll do it.
When will you learn that I’ll do absolutely anything to make you smile?
You’re my fucking world, babe.
Rivers.
P.S – Send nudes!
Two and a Half Months Deployed
Send nudes? What do you think this is?
You know, just because of your crass behavior, I’m not even going to address this letter to you properly so you can spend the rest of your time away wondering if this letter was actually meant for you. Who knows, maybe I’m writing to some other poor soul who needs a little of my shining personality and squawky voice in his life!
But…because my man asked and I’d do anything he needs, then he better check the pictures stapled to the back of this letter.
Do you like my new lingerie? I bought it just for you.
How is it already two and a half months? It seems like the postal system is purposely taking their time just to fuck with me. I miss you so much and I don’t think you’ll ever truly understand just how happy it made me when I saw your letter in my mailbox. To be honest with you, I cried like a baby! I had a shitty day at the store and getting your letter made everything better again.
I can’t wait until it’s your warm arms I get to come home to and not a letter with the nastiest handwriting I’ve ever seen. I mean, damn boy! You need to see someone about that or at least take some classes.
You know, you’re so damn lucky to have me. I must be the funniest person you know!
So…I don’t mean to bring up a touchy topic, but I wanted to let you know that Spencer and Lacey have officially started dating and she’s already moving in. I know you probably don’t give a shit about what’s going on in their lives…or well, maybe you do for Lacey’s sake, but the reason I’m bringing this up is to let you know that I’m doing perfectly fine.
I met up with him last week and talked it all though and I think he gave me what I needed to be able to forgive myself for holding onto him the way I did, especially when I’ve always known that you’re the only man I’ll ever love. I never should have done that to him, but seeing that he’s happy with Lacey just makes it all better. I’m truly happy for them and I hope that one day you’ll be able to build some sort of friendship with him. He really is a good guy.