Alexis
Looking Forward
I can't wait to get back to work!
So...do you remember the disastrous Memorial Day barbecue that I told you about?
God, it seems like so long ago. This vacation was just what I needed. I totally don't even remember it anymore.
I mean, it's probably been screwed out of me by both Suncscreen and Mr. Cancun.
Although, Mr. Cancun seems to have emerged as the winner, tbh. He's just been more persistent. Sunscreen I guess was just in it for wham, bam, thank you ma'am and as long as I was free he was content to keep coming back. But the moment he saw Mr. Cancun rubbing lotion on my back, he decided enough was enough I guess.
I mean, I don't think he really saw him rubbing lotion, but he must have seen Mr. Cancun and I together, you know? We're in the same resort. And he stopped texting.
But if he had seen Mr. Cancun rubbing lotion, I don't blame him for not texting. He'd have seen me moan contentedly and spread my legs, telling him to go lower. And Mr. Cancun would have done so. Until the point where we both got lust crazy and went to either my room or his where we would desperately shuck ourselves silly on each other (uhm, ya, that's basically what happened yesterday lol).
The bad news? Vaca is coming to a close. I fly back tomorrow.
The good news? I'm taking back a souvenir.
No! Not a baby. A man. Mr. Cancun is so close to me, that he is working on changing his flight so we can fly back together. OysterGirl is gonna be here for a bit longer but I have to go back for my next release and prepare for it.
And if he's coming with me, then that's like perfect, considering that I haven't heard from WineBar all this time.
I know there's a bunch of you Team WineBar ladies out there, but for real, the dude has not called me, texted me, emailed me, or anything. So I think I need to move on from being hung up on him, ya know?
The thing is, many of you guys were like oh he seems like he's the perfect booty call and it's true, I may have used him as such. But I was starting to like him more than that. Like we had our quirks together. Like I loved wearing his clothes. More so than other guys, his clothes were awesome. And his muscles. They were so...yummy. And the way we did it. Like he would get me off several times. I was telling Lana Angel about this yesterday, when we were talking about him - there's actually a medical situation where you cum so much your body goes into like nerve shock. Like we call it sex haze or whatever. And WineBar took me there.
But even more than sex, he cared about me it felt like sometimes. Like he genuinely put up with a lot of my craziness that surrounds my life and just sighed and dealt with it.
A part of me misses him. So much. But I've called him. I've texted him. I've left an email.
Sorry this email sounds so sad. I know I should be happy. I have Mr. Cancun. He likes me. He takes care of me. But...I dunno.
But enough looking back. Let's look forward.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Getting Caught
You guys told me about how you got caught....
So, some really funny/amazing/great stories of getting caught doing the nasty. Some samples!
From Hollie:
Before my husband and I were married we were in his room and were naked getting ready to have sex on his waterbed and his dad just walks in the room without even knocking. The only thing we had for cover was an afghan with holes in it so that really didn't do any good.
From Brianne:
My husband was feeling super frisky one morning, so while the kids were watching cartoons he waited for me to get out of the shower. He locked the door after I entered our bedroom and went down on me. It was fantastic!! So I'm nearly there when the door opened. My daughter. He jumped back and we said he was looking at my boo-boo. The door wasn't fully latched. Super embarrassing, funny, and luckily she's young enough not to question what was really going on. ??
From Lori:
Hubby and I were going at it here at home when my year or so old niece was staying with us and we were nicely going at it when she toddled into the room and climbed up on the bed, she tried to get on uncles back for a "horsey ride". YIKES! Thankfully she doesn't remember that or I'd still not live that one down.