I think I kissed someone, but I’m pretty sure it was a girl. And there was cheering.
At some point, one of WineBar’s female friends who is also friends with me called me an Uber. I’m pretty sure I got home and fell asleep on the living room sofa. I’m assuming this, since I woke up here with a text from her saying she got me an Uber and to text her in the morning.
I checked and I have my wallet and purse and credit cards.
No one roofied my drink or anything.
How much did you have to drink?
Like 8 glasses of sangria – I lost count
Margarita
2 vodka red bulls
Beer?
Wine?
Whatever was left in the cooler at the end of the night.
What has WineBar said?
I dunno. I called twice. No answer.
I need to get my mind off this. I’m meeting my friend who got me the Uber last night. We’re meeting for lunch in an hour. I plan on getting the full story then.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Cancun
Yeah, I'm going to Cancun for a few days...
So one of the things I forgot to mention yesterday because I was so hung over and mortified at what I had done at WineBar’s barbecue was that I’m going to Cancun!
That’s right! I’m flying tomorrow – it’s really kind of a spur of the moment crazy vaca because my sorority sister was like hey there are three of us going and you wanna get in on this and I was like uhmm, yes of course!
I mean, it won’t be completely like college. Like we each have our own room I think this time ( I hope). And we’re not slumming it this time.
But it gets me out of the embarrassment that I’m living with here. So I found out exactly what happened at the barbecue. Here are all the gory details below:
1I drank way too much alcohol. I missed wine, sangria, vodka, beer, and tequila together to create an unholy combo.
2I must have been nervous because people offered me drinks and I was taking them and apparently finishing them fast.
3I uhm…threw up. At the barbecue at WineBar’s. In a doghouse. That a dog lives in. L
4I apparently didn’t tell anyone because they only discovered the above later.
5I wanted to show WineBar my underwear so I flashed him my sexy white lace La Perla panties. As he was barbecuing.
6I made out with some girl someone invited that no one knows the name to. This was immediately before I showed all the guests my underwear.
7I went around and asked guys if they were packing 12 inches.
I’m dying of embarrassment. WineBar still hasn’t called back. I’ve called three times and left 3 texts and the last one I told him I’m going to be away till June 7th.