More Sluts 2/27/2016
The next stop on the slut bus is fucking your prof!
Thank you for everyone who dropped suggestions for Python! I'm incorporating them today so I should be reaching back out to you!
Till then I'm thanking you by including a Freebie below from my homegirl KB Winters as well as expanding the Drippy contest! Next vibe announced March 3!
Mona Cox has new book out ;)
God, I love Mona. I mean I love what she represents, you know? When we were all free and single and happy and fun and didn't have a worry in the world? I mean we were usually broke girls right? But we worked the extra couple hours to buy that dress to wear to the party that night. Hoping that the guy we were going to shake our ass for would be taking that same dress off later on that night.
Somewhere along the way life happens. And it happens worse for women than men. We work because we want to be self-supporting. But we also have kids. And people expect women to take care of kids almost all the time - even if they fucking work.
I'm sorry, a man can't cook fucking soup? Or cut some damn apples? Or do groceries>? Gimme a fucking break tell me guys can't do that.
Now, if my guy is a alpha male billionaire that's making $500 million a year and we're living on the top of One57 where he fucks me with his giant cock and makes me cum, I can absolutely be his lil' domestic slave and cook and clean and suck his cock and take care of his kids. Because I know that in the evening he'll be done providing for me and he'll shower me with money and cum and the money will stick to my sweaty breasts and he'll fuck me real good and pull outta my pussy and shove his cock in my mouth and I'll swallow both our juices. Yummy.
But if he's like alpha male billionaire, or outlaw, or whatever, and if he's just someone who's working the same as me - or what if he's not working and I AM WORKING??
Then homeboy best start getting the oven mitts and cookbooks out if he ever wants to taste my pussy again.
Thank God I'm not married yet or have kids but I think I'm going to put this on my eHarmony profile. Wonder if I'll get any hits.
So the moral of the story? Mona Cox has a new book! Check it out with the blurb!
Love!
Alexis
Python 2/28/2017
This 12 inch Python is going to smack you on the face...
But you're going to like it. You're going to want to grasp it. Then run your fingers over it, up and down the shaft. You'll put it in your mouth and tease it. Lick it. Taste it. You'll bunch your tits together and rub it between them. You may even stick it inside of you if you're brave. And it'll quiver with unrestrained lust. And then it will blow up, covering you with cum.
Yup. This is totally going to happen. You're going to have orgasms as you read this book because it has everything in. Want to be tied down and fucked by three guys? That might be in there. Not telling. Want to have someone lick your ass as you fuck someone? Great.
This book is not for kids, babe. Hell, it may not even be for most adults. I think if the wrong people read this, they would totally look at me and say "Oh my God, Alexis Angel is casing the death of western liberal family values!"
Well, that's not me. I'm just empowering women. And telling them that sex is good. And that they've been denied too long so now it's time to have as much as possible!
Oh I have such an amazing story from last night! I'm thinking..okay, I'm going to tell it on Friday (tomorrow) because today I wanted to focus on Python. I also have a treat from the Dirty Lil' Angels tomorrow!
I just wanted to drop a line and say hi! Let you know about Python. And Mona is still for sale. And some recommendations! I have a super funny story and the new Mona cover tomorrow - it's already in DLA though if you wanna check it out!
Hmm, other than that, back to writing for me!
Make sure you join the giveaway happening for a chance at a vibrator!!!
Love!
Alexis
3 Inches 3/1/2017
So like maybe last week I met this guy...
Anyways so we've been talking for a while and then earlier this week I had some free time in the evening and wasn't doing anything so I told him to come over to my place. I mean the intention that I had was that he was going to come over to my place and fuck me.