What the fuck does that even mean? I have no idea. Rules are made to be broken? Is she talking about the game? Is she talking about the fact that I want two men, when I should just be happy with one?
But I can’t be happy with one. I know that. I care about both of them. That’s the only thing I’m certain of at this point. I can’t imagine giving either of them up. I want to choose both.
Maya didn’t exactly say I couldn’t. But she didn’t say I could, either. I know it’s against the rules. But if she wants me to follow my heart, it’s telling me loud and clear that I’m falling for two men.
I need to do what I told her. I need to go talk to both of them. Figure things out. Get some kind of clarity and see if something stands out to me. If one of them stands out to me as the clear choice.
Even if I don’t want to. Even if the thought of saying goodbye nearly breaks my heart.
The Biggest Licker Season Update
Chase: Hello and welcome to another installment of our analysis of The Biggest Licker – the most popular reality show on TV. I’m your host, Chase Worthington.
Nadia: And I’m your co-host, Nadia Moore. Across the country, America is being gripped by Licker Fever.
Chase: That’s right. It’s all boiling down to the few days left of the season and we couldn’t be more excited and on the edge of our seats as to what is going to happen.
Nadia: Chase, are you telling me that for realsies the producers don’t even know?
Chase: That’s exactly what I’m saying Nadia, the producers have left this one all up to the hands of Megan. She’s calling the shots here and it looks like she’s very conflicted between Madden and Tristan. From everything the cameras are telling us, she’s having some very tough emotional issues in deciding which one to pick as her One True Love and which one to cast aside.
Nadia: That’s so sad. I wish I could give her a hug. What’s the technical term for when shit happens like that on a reality TV show that fucks with the contestant’s minds that they didn’t expect?
Chase: It’s called good TV, actually.
Nadia: I guess so, it just seems kinda…mean, you know?
Chase: Well, wish we could help her, but really our hands are tied.
Nadia: Hmph, that’s a pretty cavalier attitude. You’d be upset if something bad happened to you and no one tried to help you, you know.
Chase: I don’t know that I would, Nadia.
Nadia: Well, maybe you just won’t be getting any of this fine ass tonight, have you thought that?
Chase: That’s actually not fair at all.
Nadia: Wish I could help you babe, but really my hands are tied.
Chase: Sometimes I think maybe it was better when you were a virgin.
Nadia: I gave fantastic blowjobs. I can suck your brains out through your cock.
Chase: I know. And you know who else gives amazing blowjobs?
Nadia: Megan?
Chase: If what viewers saw with both Madden and Tristan was for real, then yes, Megan gives amazing blowjobs. And she seemed to be enjoying it with both men too.
Nadia: How many times did you watch?
Chase: Oh, about five or six. Until I was finished jerking off.
Nadia: Tell me about it. I watched it twice too before I came. But when I did, it was like the Red Sea parting.
Chase: Oh, babe. You can’t mention anything about Moses on TV. We’ll get fined. Stick to something safe like masturbating to The Biggest Licker.
Nadia: Sorry audience! Anyways, Chase, I absolutely hear you. Megan looks like she’s having the time of her life with both men. I’m so not envious that she has to choose. Are you sure you don’t have any inside knowledge?