He turned to his wife. "Don't tell me to stop, tell them to stop. Go down and tell them, or are you afraid?"
"They aren't hurting anything," said his wife patiently. He shook her off and leaned out the window and looked down into the alley. "You there!" he cried.
The man with the black camera in the alley glanced up, then went on focusing his machine at the lady in the salt-white beach pants, the white bra, and the green checkered scarf. She leaned against the cracked plaster of the building. Behind her a dark boy smiled, his hand to his mouth.
"Tomas!" yelled Ricardo. He turned to his wife. "Oh, Jesus the Blessed, Tomas is in the street, my own son laughing there." Ricardo started out the door.
"Don't do anything!" said his wife.
"I'll cut off their heads!" said Ricardo, and was gone.
In the street the lazy woman was lounging now against the peeling blue paint of a banister. Ricardo emerged in time to see her doing this. "That's my banister!" he said.
The cameraman hurried up. "No, no, we're taking pictures. Everything's all right. We'll be moving on."
"Everything's not all right," said Ricardo, his brown eyes flashing. He waved a wrinkled hand. "She's on my house."
"We're taking fashion pictures," smiled the photographer.
"Now what am I to do?" said Ricardo to the blue sky. "Go mad with this news? Dance around like an epileptic saint?"
"If it's money, well, here's a five-peso bill," smiled the photographer.
Ricardo pushed the hand away. "I work for my money. You don't understand. Please go."
The photographer was bewildered. "Wait..."
"Tomas, get in the house!"
"But, Papa..."
"Gahh!" bellowed Ricardo.
The boy vanished.
"This has never happened before," said the photographer.
"It is long past time! What are we? Cowards?" Ricardo asked the world.
A crowd was gathering. They murmured and smiled and nudged each other's elbows. The photographer with irritable good will snapped his camera shut, said over his shoulder to the model, "All right, we'll use that other street. I saw a nice cracked wall there and some nice deep shadows. If we hurry..."
The girl, who had stood during this exchange nervously twisting her scarf, now seized her make-up kit and darted by Ricardo, but not before he touched at her arm. "Do not misunderstand," he said quickly. She stopped, blinked at him. He went on. "It is not you I am mad at. Or you." He addressed the photographer.
"Then why--" said the photographer.
Ricardo waved his hand. "You are employed; I am employed. We are all people employed. We must understand each other. But when you come to my house with your camera that looks like the complex eye of a black horsefly, then the understanding is over. I will not have my alley used because of its pretty shadows, or my sky used because of its sun, or my house used because there is an interesting crack in the wall, here! You see! Ah, how beautiful! Lean here! Stand there! Sit here! Crouch there! Hold it! Oh, I heard you. Do you think I am stupid? I have books up in my room. You see that window? Maria!"
His wife's head popped out. "Show them my books!" he cried.
She fussed and muttered, but a moment later she held out one, then two, then half a dozen books, eyes shut, head turned away, as if they were old fish.
"And two dozen more like them upstairs!" cried Ricardo. "You're not talking to some cow in the forest, you're talking to a man!"
"Look," said the photographer, packing his plates swiftly. "We're going. Thanks for nothing."
"Before you go, you must see what I am getting at," said Ricardo. "I am not a mean man. But I can be a very angry man. Do I look like a cardboard cutout?"
"Nobody said anybody looked like anything." The photographer hefted his case and started off.