extremely open-minded female for
an exclusive, borderline sinful,
very unorthodox arrangement.
YOU
are the sexy, intelligent, down to
earth woman every guy always dreams of
finding. You’re fun, funny, and the
life of every party. You also have
a near-insatiable sex drive, and
absolutely love to be pampered.
WE are three (3) handsome, chiseled,
dedicated professionals — as well as
lifelong friends — looking to share,
love, protect, and spoil the hell out
of the same gorgeous woman.
LIVE-IN ARRANGEMENT ONLY
You must be prepared to reside here,
at our exclusive and beautiful Spanish
villa, where your every last need will
be well-taken care of.
GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL
ONLY NEED APPLY
Keep in mind the three of of us want a
girlfriend, as well as all the closeness,
companionship, and intimacy that comes
with having one. On our end there will be
NO jealousy, NO drama, NO bullshit.
Just three times the fun, excitement, romance,
(and yes, sex), of your horribly traditional
terribly boring 1-on-1 relationship.