4:16pm D: Can you give me a self-defense lesson?
4:19pm A: …
4:20pm A: What happened?
4:25pm D: It's not what you think. I was just thinking that I'm curious to know if I'm approaching fighting all wrong or if my instincts are right.
4:28pm A: Please tell me you didn't punch someone last night.
4:30pm D: I plead the fifth
4:31pm A: God. I should probably hesitate to give you any of this knowledge.
4:33pm D: But you'll still do it, right? Because you like me?
4:35pm D: Plus I'll reward you for it. Immensely.
4:37pm A: Le sigh. I don't have a chance against you, do I?
4:38pm D: None.
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January 16
3:21pm Aiden: Come over for fight night on Saturday
4:06pm Dani: That was aggressive
4:08pm A: Come over for fight night on Saturday pleeease
4:10pm D: Lol
4:11pm D: Ok fine
4:13pm D: Will anyone else be there?
4:15pm A: Just Max
4:22pm D: Is this your way of propositioning another threesome?
4:26pm A: Not exactly what I had in mind
4:31pm A: Do you WANT another threesome?
4:33pm D: Not really. No offense to Max, I just think I'm more the one on one type.
4:34pm A: I think I might be the same
4:36pm A: But I'll be sure to let him down gently
4:40pm D: So just fights then
4:41pm A: Just fights. It'll be fun, I'll cook some food and we'll make bets.
4:43pm D: You gamble on the fights?
4:44pm A: Dollar bets against each other. Nothing crazy.