“You don’t say…” Aadi grins wickedly and I know he’s plotting some prank for Kalen. I could intervene and save him, but he said he wanted the authentic Aussie experience, and getting pranked by Aadi is very much a part of that.
“He’s going to be bouncing off the walls all night,” Smalls points out.
“He can’t do any harm,” I reply.
“No. But I might kill him,” Aadi growls, glancing at the jumping castle where Kalen has taught the kids some annoying song and they’re all belting it out at the top of their lungs.
Thankfully, once the guests all leave, Kalen does deflate a little. He definitely likes having an audience to perform to. I watch as he carries a load of empty bottles to the bin and on his way back, grabs an armful of plates to take inside. Chelsea stops him, takes them from him and kisses him on the cheek. He turns to face me, a massive beaming grin on his face.
“I think she likes me!”
“She does. But Chelsea likes everyone.” His face falls like I just kicked his puppy and I sigh. “But the kiss? That means you’re family now. Not everyone gets that.” He perks back up before grabbing my hand and pulling me to my feet.
“Come on!”
“Where?”
“On the bouncy castle, of course!”
“Kalen, we don’t call it that. And it’s for kids. We have to let it down before the guy comes to collect it.”
“Nah, I rented it for twenty-four-hours. I wasn’t sure what time the party would finish so I just said pick it up in the morning.”
I shake my head at him, because of course he did, and let him pull me over to the giant purple monstrosity filling the garden. I quickly slip off my shoes and follow him into the enclosed space.
“I haven’t been on one of these since I was little,” I tell him.
“You’re still little.” He snorts. Dick.
“Kalen! What the hell are you doing?” He’s started to remove his pants. Holy crap, why is he getting naked in my garden? How much sugar did he have? Has he been drinking too? My panic lessens somewhat when he stops after just removing his pants, but he’s commando so I get distracted by his cock. It really is mighty fine, even at half-mast. He laughs, chucks his pants through the small opening onto the jumping castle, grabs my hands and starts to jump.
“This is so much fun!” He laughs.
“It is, but why are you half naked?”
Before he can answer there’s an urgent cry “Milly!” and Aadi’s head appears through the mesh door.
“What the fuck are you doing with your pants off and my sister in here?” He yells at Kalen, climbing in so that Smalls can follow. I giggle at the way Smalls has to twist and turn to squeeze his broad shoulders through the small gap.
“Well this is cosy.”
“Shut up, Milly. You’re in trouble here too.”
“Me? What have I done?”
“You’re having sex on a jumping castle.”
“Erm, Aadi, I love you brother. But if this is how you have sex, I think you’ve been doing it wrong.”
Smalls and Kalen laugh, Aadi glowers at me.
“Dude, relax. I’m not having my wicked way with your sister. It’s just a pants off, dance off.”
“What?”
“You know…jam out with your ham out? Funk out with your junk out? Rock out with your cock—”
“Yeah! I get it!” Aadi snaps. “What I don’t get is why?”