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Harper Apple
BadApple: I think its time we meet
MrD: You do, huh?
BadApple: Yes
MrD: And why is that?
BadApple: We both want the same thing.
MrD: I knew you liked older men.
Barf. I fight the urge to write back something snarky or ask if he’s seen the video. It’s probably left the confines of Willow Heights by now.
BadApple: Do men rly only think about sex 24/7?
MrD: Closer to 23/7.
BadApple: Good 2 kno.
MrD: What about you, Harper? Do you think about sex a lot?
BadApple: As much as the next girl
MrD: Do you touch yourself when you think about it?
My skin gets crawly, and I shake my hands out, trying not to gag as I picture some old guy like Mr. Behr leering at his phone screen with one hand down his pants. But I suck it up and dive in.
BadApple: As much as the next girl
MrD: Do you think about me while you touch yourself?
BadApple: I’m not having chat-sex w u right now
MrD: But you will later?
BadApple: Depends
MrD: On what?
BadApple: u told me u like negotiations. Whats in it 4 me?
MrD: If we could send pictures on this app, I’d show you.
Does he really think I want a dick pic? Gross. But I have to play my cards right, and flirting with an online creeper isn’t the worst I’ve done to get what I want.
BadApple: What if u showed me in person?
MrD: Greedy little thing, aren’t you?
BadApple: Cut the bs. You want 2 take down the Dolces. I want 2 take down the Dolces. Lets work together n get it done instead of playing games.
MrD: I like how you put it all out there, Harper. Not a great move in a business negotiation, but I respect the direct approach in a woman who knows what she wants and will do whatever is necessary to get it.
BadApple: So…?