own doppelbanger.
A concerned email from my ex
It’s been four years since
you left and I’m STILL dating
people you dated.
You look doubly familiar
My fuck buddies are
now fucking each other and
not me. Fucking great.
A lesbian greeting card for the distant family member who says homophobic things during the holidays
“Congrats! You’re a
monster.” (But written in glitter
so it feels festive!)
HIPSTER APPROPRIATION OF LESBIAN CULTURE: A MANIFESTO IN FIVE HAIKU
First they came for our
small-batch pickled kohlrabi,
and we said nothing.
Then they came for our
plaid, and we blogged a little
but still said nothing.
Then they came for our
light beer, and we tweeted passive-
aggressively.
Then they came for our
mullets, and … we let that one
slide, actually.
Then they came to our
bars and WE HIT ON ALL OF
THEM BY ACCIDENT!
LESBIAN BED DEATH