A surefire way to drive the ladies wild
Well-manicured hands
have the effect muscled abs
have on straight women.
Approved lesbian dirty talk
I don’t care if it
takes hours, tell me about your
doctoral thesis.
Part those lips for a
slice of gluten-free, cheese-free,
conflict-free “pizza.”
This drum circle is
so primal. Don’t you feel at
one with Mother Earth?
Shall we deconstruct
dominant signifiers
over wine tonight?
I got you a Green
Party bumper sticker to
match your Subaru.
Guess what? I received
a National Endowment
for the Arts stipend!
Want to deconstruct
hegemonic power structures?
That’s what SHE said.
Things you should never say after sex
Next let’s try reverse-
cowgirl scissor from Blue Is
the Warmest Color.