Two ladies give new
meaning to the phrase “all you
can eat.” Then they nap.
Fifty Shades of Sallie Mae
A forty-four-year-
old woman finally pays
off her student loans!
Fifty Shades of Crochet
Postbreakup, two girls
keep hosting the club that they
founded: Knit Happens.
Fifty Shades of Sick Pay
Pro bono lawyers
fall in love during a case
on workers’ comp rights.
Fifty Shades of Papier-Mâché
A woman pretends
to be impressed by her date’s
wallpaper paste art.
Fifty Shades of Hey Girl Hey
It’s just like the real
books, but with Ryan Gosling,
whom lesbians love.
Fifty Shades of Hit the Hay
Two buxom beauties
learn the importance of a
good night of REM sleep.
HOW LESBIAN SEX WORKS IN LONG-TERM COUPLES
It is our two-week
anniversary! Break out