“I’m advocating for someone who has no voice of his own.”
“You’ve lost what was left of your mind.”
“I’m losing what was left of my fertility, which isn’t fair when you get to keep yours.”
“I have no plans to ever use that equipment again.”
“But you get to keep it.”
“Stop acting like you’re having your dick chopped off.”
Recoiling, Mac covered his package with his hand. “How can you even say such a thing?”
Maddie laughed. “You’re such a baby.”
“We’re in the biggest fight ever right now.”
Maddie ran her hand over his chest and down to push his hand out of the way so she could get to his insulted member, which hardened immediately. “It seems you’re the only one who’s mad at me.”
“He’s a slut.”
“He is rather easy.”
“Only when you’re around.”
“Sure. That’s the only time he ever stands up and takes notice of anything.”
It’d been so long since they’d done anything that he was immediately on the verge of coming, and she’d barely touched him. “You’re the only one he notices.”
“I want him to know how much I appreciate the beautiful babies he’s given me. Will you let him know that?”
“I’ll be sure to tell him as long as you don’t stop—” He gasped when she squeezed him, and then he flooded her hand with his release, his eyes rolling back in his head from the overwhelming pleasure.
“I’m sorry I can’t give him a proper sendoff. Hopefully, that will suffice.”
“Yeah, that suffices. As soon as my heart stops pounding, I’ll get a towel.” He took another thirty seconds to get himself together before he got up to retrieve a towel that he used to wipe her hand clean. Then he kissed the back of it. “I love you, even when you’re mean to me.”
Smiling, she said, “I love you, too, and I appreciate you taking one for the team tomorrow.”
“Will you nurse me while I convalesce?”
He could tell she was trying not to roll her eyes again. “Of course I will.”
“Did you know it takes twenty ejaculations after a vasectomy for all the baby-making boys to go away?”
“Twenty, huh?”
“That’s what they say. You’re going to have to help me with that if you want to be absolutely sure there won’t be any more babies.”
She rolled her eyes to high heaven. “I’ll jack you fifty times if that’s what it takes to make sure there’re no more babies.”
“Can I get that in writing?”
Maddie laughed so hard, she had tears in her eyes. “Go to sleep, you fool.”