Darren: Jesus Christ
Me: Anyway. We have our second drag bachelor!
Me: Brian agreed. Said he’d be more than happy to help.
Me: Didn’t even have to persuade him or bribe him at all
Me: I think maybe he just really wants to dress in drag
Me: I don’t judge. Because. You know
Me: <--drag queen
Me: So that’s good news!
Me: Hello
Me: ?
Me: Darren
Darren: Yeah, that’s good
Me: Right? It’ll be a good time had by all
Darren: You guys talk a lot?
Me: Who?
Darren: You and Brian
Me: Some
Darren: You going to bid on him at the auction?
Me: ????
Me: Of course not
Darren: Okay
Me: I’ll be the MC. I don’t bid on anyone
Darren: Ah. And what about me?
Me: What about you?
Darren: People will bid on me?
Me: Yeah. That’s kind of the point
Darren: And no one will have a problem with that?
Me: Why would they?
Darren: Because we’re dating
Darren: FAKE