Yeah
No, Vince. I didn’t
It took u long enough to respond. U go into the bathroom and jerk it?
NO I DIDN’T!!!
U did too! And u know what face u made?
Let me guess. Sex face?
SEX FACE!! >_<
Put the sex toys away!!!
I did. I’m looking to see if u have a diary
What?!?! Vince, knock it off!
U seem like the type. I want to see if u wrote about me
I don’t have a diary
Dear Diary: Vince is sooooo awesome!
I DON’T HAVE A DIARY.
Dear Diary: I think about Vince when I use the black dildo on my butthole
I do NOT!
Really? Why not? I’m using it and thinking of u right now
Shut up. You are not
Want a pic?
I am not having text sex with you while I am at work!!!
So u’d have it with me when ur NOT at work? Score!
Are you really using the dildo?
No. Wheels and I are reading ur diary
I DON’T HAVE A DIARY!!!!!
Dear Diary: I hope Vince asks me out on a date. He’s so DREAMY
You already did. I said no. And dreamy? REALLY????
Dear Diary: Vince asked me out on a date and I said yes!!!
Oh, you are so fucking clever
U’ll see. U just wait.
7) Vince Prefers the “Wear You Down” Method Of Seduction