All through the midnight hall people were juggling thin violet flames, shifting, changing, for nighttime was the time of change and affliction.
"Magi
cians, sorcerers," whispered one of the Earth Men.
"No, hallucination. They pass their insanity over into us so that we see their hallucinations too. Telepathy. Autosuggestion and telepathy."
"Is that what worries you, sir?"
"Yes. If hallucinations can appear this 'real' to us, to anyone, if hallucinations are catching and almost believable, it's no wonder they mistook us for psychotics. If that man can produce little blue fire women and that woman there melt into a pillar, how natural if normal Martians think we produce our rocket ship with our minds."
"Oh," said his men in the shadows.
Around them, in the vast hall, flames leaped blue, flared, evaporated. Little demons of red sand ran between the teeth of sleeping men. Women became oily snakes. There was a smell of reptiles and animals.
In the morning everyone stood around looking fresh, happy, and normal. There were no flames or demons in the room. The captain and his men waited by the silver door, hoping it would open.
Mr. Xxx arrived after about four hours. They had a suspicion that he had waited outside the door, peering in at them for at least three hours before he stepped in, beckoned, and led them to his small office.
He was a jovial, smiling man, if one could believe the mask he wore, for upon it was painted not one smile, but three. Behind it, his voice was the voice of a not so smiling psychologist. "What seems to be the trouble?"
"You think we're insane, and we're not," said the captain.
"Contrarily, I do not think all of you are insane." The psychologist pointed a little wand at the captain. "No. Just you, sir. The others are secondary hallucinations."
The captain slapped his knee, "So that's it! That's why Mr. Iii laughed when I suggested my men sign the papers too!"
"Yes, Mr. Iii told me." The psychologist laughed out of the carved, smiling mouth. "A good joke. Where was I? Secondary hallucinations, yes. Women come to me with snakes crawling from their ears. When I cure them, the snakes vanish."
"We'll be glad to be cured. Go right ahead."
Mr. Xxx seemed surprised. "Unusual. Not many people want to be cured. The cure is drastic, you know."
"Cure ahead! I'm confident you'll find we're all sane."
"Let me check your papers to be sure they're in order for a 'cure.'" He checked a file. "Yes. You know, such cases as yours need special 'curing.' The people in that hall are simpler forms. But once you've gone this far, I must point out, with primary, secondary, auditory, olfactory, and labial hallucinations, as well as tactile and optical fantasies, it is pretty bad business. We have to resort to euthanasia."
The captain leaped up with a roar. "Look here, we've stood quite enough! Test us, tap our knees, check our hearts, exercise us, ask questions!"
"You are free to speak."
The captain raved for an hour. The psychologist listened.
"Incredible," he mused. "Most detailed dream fantasy I've ever heard."
"God damn it, we'll show you the rocket ship!" screamed the captain.
"I'd like to see it. Can you manifest it in this room?"
"Oh, certainly. It's in that file of yours, under R."
Mr. Xxx peered seriously into his file. He went "Tsk" and shut the file solemnly. "Why did you tell me to look? The rocket isn't there."
"Of course not, you idiot! I was joking. Does an insane man joke?"
"You find some odd senses of humor. Now, take me out to your rocket. I wish to see it."
It was noon. The day was very hot when they reached the rocket.