BELLA: Stupid fucking porn phone! PANTIES!!!!
BELLA: Ethan? You still there?
ME: Yep. Watching the crazy from this side is entertaining.
BELLA: You’re an asshole.
ME: Speaking of assholes…
BELLA: Hell no. You’re not getting anywhere near my ass mole!
BELLA: mole!
BELLA: Damn it!! I mean HOLE! I have no ass moles!
ME: You’ve already killed the illusion. I’ll never see you the same.
BELLA: I’ll see you later. I’m going to go break my phone for a while.
ME: Hey, I bought you something. :O
BELLA: What the hell did you buy me? I hate gifts.
ME: Nothing much. Just got one of those damn racks for your million shoes. I’ll have one built for you soon but this will work in the meantime.
ME: Bella?? You already gone?
BELLA: I’m here. Thank you. I’ll reward you in less than two hours.
ME: Countdown begins.
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ME: Do you always have to work so much?
BELLA: I’m trying to get on at a couple of private practices. They’ll have better hours. I’m not supposed to have my phone on the floor, so maybe they’ll fire me if they catch me. ;)
ME: If I could cook, I’d start dinner for us, especially since you’ve been cooking so much. How about I have takeout ready and waiting?
BELLA: Since I’m starving, I’m good with that second option. Should be another hour, tops.
ME: I’ll grab something from that Chinese place you like. See you when you get home.
BELLA: Are you not going to ask what I want?
ME: Nope. Pretty sure I have all that shit memorized.
BELLA: That’s sexy.
ME: Me knowing what food you like? In that case, I’ll be naked when you get home. I expect another reward.
BELLA: Too hungry. Food first. Sex later.
ME: We’ll see…
***
“Right there,” Bella moans, arching as I hit the right spot. “Oh damn, you’re so good.”