It was laughable, if you looked at it from a little distance. Seeing the cool, sarcastic and quick-witted Dr. Knight wildly drunk was certainly worth the price of a ticket.
He thought about it as he fried up bacon. She’d certainly looked cute, sitting there with her glasses sliding off her nose and that stupid grin on her face. And a man couldn’t complain overmuch about having a pretty woman wrap herself around him. No matter how frustrating it had been.
Of course, a different kind of man would have taken advantage of the situation. A different kind of man would have let her pull his clothes off, done the same courtesy for her. A different kind of man would have plowed right into that hot little body, and—
Because he was tormenting himself, he took several long, steadying breaths. She was damn lucky he wasn’t a different kind of man. In fact, as he saw it, she owed him. Big.
That made him a bit happier as he poured himself a cup of coffee.
Then again, she was going to suffer plenty. As the smells of breakfast, the zing of caffeine, the simple beauty of the morning, worked on him, he decided he could even feel a little sorry for her.
She was going to wake up with a champion hangover and a lot of blank spaces. He was going to enjoy filling in those blanks, watching her cringe with embarrassment. It would even the scales somewhat. Enough, he thought, so that he could be compassionate. He’d give her some aspirin, along with the MacKade remedy for the morning after.
And if he got a couple of good laughs at her expense, well, she deserved them.
Poor baby, he mused, scrambling eggs briskly. She’d probably sleep until noon, then wake up, pull the covers over her pounding head and pray for a quick, merciful death.
All in all, it was a fair trade for the miserable night he’d spent.
He was very surprised when he turned the burner off under the skillet, reached for a plate and saw her standing in the kitchen doorway.
His brows lifted as he studied her. Definitely pale, he mused, heavy-eyed, still in her robe. Her hair was wet, which meant she’d probably tried to drown herself in the shower.
He grinned, just a little evilly.
“How’s it going, Doc?”
Cautiously she cleared her throat. “Fine.” She glanced toward the table. The evidence of her crime was still there. The bottle of wine, the glass still holding what she hadn’t been able to gulp down. She was going to have to face it. “I guess I got a little carried away.”
“You could say that.” Looking forward to the next few minutes, he closed the cupboard door, perhaps a bit harder than necessary. She didn’t wince at the bang, and that disappointed him. “Around here we’d say you were drunk as a skunk.”
She did wince at that. “I’m not much of a drinker, as a rule. It was foolish, on top of an empty stomach. I want to apologize, and to thank you for getting me to bed.”
His grin was rapidly fading. She was entirely too composed for his liking. “How’s the head?”
“The head. Oh…” She smiled, relieved that he would care enough to ask. “Fine. I don’t get hangovers. I must have a good metabolism.”
He simply stared at her. Was there no justice? “You don’t have a hangover?”
“No, but I could use some coffee.”
She walked toward the pot. No stumbling, Shane noted as his resentment grew. No squinting away from the sunlight. Not even one quiet, pitiful moan.
“You drank the best part of a bottle of wine, and you feel fine?”
“Mmm… Hungry.” She smiled at him again as she poured coffee. “I really was an idiot last night, and you were very understanding.”
“Yeah.” He was rapidly losing his appetite. “I was a brick.”
He certainly had been, she mused, and he deserved an explanation along with her apology. “You see, I’d had this breakthrough, and…” The expression on his face warned her to fill in those details later. “You’re angry with me. You should be. I was awful.” She laid a hand on his arm. “Totally out of control. And you were so restrained and sweet.”
“Sweet.” He spit the word. “You remember what happened?”
“Of course.” A bit surprised that he’d think she’d forget, she leaned back against the counter as she sipped her coffee. “I was—well, pawing you is the only way to describe it. Not my usual style. I’m very grateful you understood it was the wine talking. I wouldn’t have blamed you for leaving me sprawled on the floor here.” Because she was more amused at herself than embarrassed, her eyes laughed over her cup. “I must have been quite a handful. I can’t imagine a ridiculously drunk woman is very tempting, but you were very decent, very patient.”
She didn’t even have the courtesy to be humiliated, he fumed. And, worse—much worse—she had the gall to make him into some sort of saint. “You were obnoxious.”
“I know.” Then she laughed and cut the last thread of his control. “Still, it was an experience. I’ve never been so drunk—and don’t think I care to be again. I was lucky I did it in private, and it was you who had to deal with me. Can I have a piece of this bacon?”