“No.”
She could’ve gotten upset at that but she didn’t. She nodded and patted my shoulder, “Ever want to, you’ve got me. You ever want to ask me questions, do it. You ever want to sit and pick over the bones of the bad guys? I’m all for talking smack.”
I was quiet for a beat and then, “I could maybe do that,” came out in a whisper.
She laughed.
I laughed.
“You wanna start?” she invited.
I shrugged and winced, “I don’t know if I can even…”
“C’mon, it’ll be therapeutic for us both,” she dabbed at her eyes.
I chewed my lip for a second and then I mouthed, “Cleopatra.”
“Cleo? Fucking demon bitch,” Lisa said.
“Oh my god!” I breathed and covered my mouth, my whole body tense.
She sat up straighter and with her palms she pulled her cheeks back so that her skin was super tight and she pursed her lips, “You? You up two pounds you fat pig. Oh my god, two pounds! You fucking cow, you. You drink too much cum you dumb bitch, you?”
She did Cleo to a tee. I laughed so hard it hurt. I hadn’t laughed like that in 2 years.
“That’s her to a tee. Oh man. Rafe,” I whispered.
“Small dick, huge stupid diamond earrings. Sweats profusely while you do him.”
I cackled, “So much sweat.”
She shivered and took a gulp of her water.
“Orianna,” I said softly, feeling so naughty and a little bit scared that somehow Orianna would know about this conversation.
“Oh fuck,” She threw her hand over her forehead, “That Domme could make me come just looking at me. Holy fuck. Is it wrong that my nipples just got hard thinking about her?”
I snorted, “She could make anyone come. And if you didn’t come on demand, you were sorry.”
“Lola,” she said and she smiled with what looked like fondness, which I found odd.
I shook my head, “She finally retired. She works in laundry.”
“Seriously?”
I nodded.
“She was such a whore,” Lisa said.
I snorted, “She really liked attention, didn’t she?”
“I hated being paired with her for threesomes. She had to yell the loudest, had to suck harder, had to come longer, you know?”
“Oh, I know.” This was fun.
“Donavan,” she said and opened her mouth about to say something bad about him.
I threw my hands over my ears and shut my eyes tight, “No!” I shrieked.