"You know, I ain't got no protection." I said.
Daddy nodded.
"You don't care?" I said.
"Like I said, we're a happy family."
I smiled.
I was all ready to fuck my daddy again.
Then we heard the downstairs door open.
Daddy didn't move. I swear he could have cared less who it was.
"I'm home," said a voice.
It was Mommy!
Daddy only smiled.
Well, what could she say? At least it was all in the family.
Then, I heard mommy calling from downstairs.
"Where's my lottery ticket? I think I won!"
The End.