A Princess for Daddy

Dear Bart –

 

You’ve always been so good to me. I was always your princess, and you spoiled me rotten in every way that counts.

 

You made me PB&J sandwiches when I was down, and even sang to me a couple times when it was raining.

 

You bought me my first bra, and helped me navigate a treacherous new landscape called “boys.”

 

But now, unemployment’s left you depressed …

… And I have just the solution.

 

I’m untouched …

Pure and innocent …

And my sassy curves will make you feel better.

 

Won’t you let me, Daddy? After all, now the tables are turned and it’s time for me to take care of you.

 

Love,

Christy