Husband Trouble (Bad For Me)

We are the bad guys.

Love is not a word in our dictionary... until one by one my brothers all get hitched.

If people think I'm going to be next, they got another think coming!

I might have jinxed myself though.

Not might.

I really did... otherwise why would the little vixen standing on my doorstep waving a marriage certificate in my face say we are married.

True, I have no recollections of that night in Vegas.

But was I so drunk that I committed the worst sin in my books... Marriage.

And it doesn't help that everyone in the family including my crazy matchmaking granny, heard her say she is my wife.