I just kissed my dad's best friend....
And he's really not too happy about it.
A life long crush can make a girl do some wild things.
I ran into Nathaniel at my parent's party.
And I couldn't contain my desire for the silver-haired Adonis.
So I excuse myself to the restroom.
And imagine him there as I touch myself.
Then I speak my desire for him as I reach my climax.
KNOCK. KNOCK.
In walks Nathaniel with a stern gaze...
And what appears to be a stiffness in his trousers.
"Whatever this is it NEEDS to stop."
"You mean this?" I come close to his luscious lips and pause.
And we finally kiss.
I took my chances in the bathroom that fateful night.
But NOTHING could prepare me for the greatest Christmas surprise.