Doctor Good In Bed (Hopelessly Bromantic)

Look, I’m good in bed, but bad at dating.

It’s a bit of a problem, but not a hard one to solve.

There should only be one hard thing when it comes to dating.

Well, two if you’re me.

So I hopped on a Dating App and let my fingers do the talking. Who could say no to this profile?
 

Smart, fit, hot nerd veterinarian who’s bad at dating seeks a fantastic man.

Must like dogs, the outdoors, talking, cooking, kissing.

But here’s what got me a ton of swipes.
 

PS. I like oatmeal raisin cookies.