Star:Yeah, I hate going out too.
Conor:We have so much in common lol.
Star:Yeah, we vibe over AC. :P
Conor:We could vibe over other stuff…
Star:What stuff? I already told you I won’t watch cartoons with you anymore. You’ll have to stick with Jake for that.
Conor:If I send you something, would you use it?
Star:Sure.
Conor:Would you let me watch you use it?
Star:Oh.
Conor:Oh.
Star:You mean a literal vibe, don’t you?
Conor:Yes.
Star:TBH, I thought that was what my Christmas present was supposed to be.
Conor:It is. But I can’t get it to stop glitching.
Star:Is it supposed to glitch? How much code can you pack into a vibrator?
Conor:What kind of question is that? Rude.
Star:LOL. Does it talk?
Conor:No. That’s what I’m for.
Star:Oh.
Conor:I don’t want to send you something that will electrocute you.
Star:I appreciate that lol. You’re all heart.
Conor:I know. :P So… if I send you something, will you use it? And let me watch?
Star:I’ll let you listen.
Conor:Thank you.
Star:Can I listen to you too?
Conor:In full surround sound.
Star:I share my place lol. I don’t need Link knowing what I get up to. He’s kinky enough without me giving him ideas.
Conor:That’s fine with me… I don’t want your housemates to know what you sound like. That belongs to me.
Star:I belong to myself.
Conor:Never said you don’t. But if you’re getting off on a toy that I sent you and listening to me talk dirty to you, then that orgasm is mine. I earned it. Agreed?