Conor:It’ll be worth it.
Star:Says you.
Conor:Which podcast?
Star:It doesn’t matter. I’ll tell you the title of the episode though.
Conor:Deal.
Star:‘How to maintain long-distance relationships.’
Conor:…
Conor:…
Star:Fuck off.
Star:Okay, don’t. I mean. You don’t have to fuck off.
Conor:…
Conor:This is me being speechless.
Star:Don’t make me regret telling you.
Star:Oh, wait, I already do. Jesus. Let’s go playHalo, yeah? We haven’t played this week.
Conor:Oh, noooo. You’re not getting out of this. ‘How to maintain long-distance relationships’? I’m assuming this is about us, or are you talking to someone else like we talk?
Star:Conor, if you think I have the patience to talk about the shit we talk about with someone else, you’re insane.
Star:But of course, I speak with other people. Don’t you?
Conor:Yeah, but I don’t tell them that I’m scared of living in a world without my brothers in it. ^^
Star:Exactly. We have a thing.
Conor:A thing.
Star:Yes. A thing.
Conor:An LDR?
Star:Well, if you want to label it.
Conor:Oh, no, honey. You’re the one labeling it lol. I’m just watching you dig your own grave.
Star:I’m going to playMario Kartwith Kat. She doesn’t give me shit.
Conor:Lies. Plus, it’s three AM. Lol. Doesn’t she have school tomorrow?
Star:No. School’s out for the summer. Duh.
Conor:Oh, yeah.
Star:Really observant. It’s hotter than hell outside.
Conor:Don’t leave my apartment much. Air conditioning FTW.