Conor:Please tell me you at least shower?
Star:I prefer baths.
Conor:Good to know lol. Personal hygiene isn’t an issue.
Star:Like it matters through a computer screen.
Conor:I don’t consign you to a computer screen.
Star:Meaning?
Conor:You sure you want to go there?
Star:Go where?
Conor:You playing coy?
Star:No, lol. What are you talking about?
Conor:I’m saying that I don’t just think of you when I talk to you.
Star:Hmm.
Conor:Hmm? What’s that supposed to mean?
Star:It means, ‘Hmm.’
Star:It means I’m not sure if that’s sweet or unnecessary and it means that I’m not sure if I should tell you that I think of you outside of when we’re talking too.
Conor:Hate to break it to you but you just told me.
Star:I’m aware.
Conor:So…
Conor:We both think of each other, then?
Star:Yes.
Conor:So…
Conor:Do you understand why your bathing might be of interest to me?
Star:I’d imagine because you think of me soapy and wet lol?
Conor:Well, yes. And doing other things.
Star:Huh. Are we talking about acts that would make you want to jack off? Or are we talking about how I’d break someone’s code?
Conor:Both. I think you know that either of those would be an attractive mental image for someone like me.
Star:Interesting.
Conor:Interesting good? Or interesting bad?
Star:I can feel your nerves from Hell’s Kitchen.
Conor:That’s probably because I AM nervous.