“Neither.” I pushed my sunglasses up my nose. “And thank fuck for that.”
I parked at the back of the tattoo shop so as not to draw attention, but when we rounded the alleyway, spilling onto Main Street, Brat pointed out we’d have to enter through the front, anyway.
As soon as we appeared on the corner of the street, next to a Starbucks, dozens of paparazzi photographers swarmed us like raptors, aiming their cameras at us, crouching to try to catch an up-skirt money shot.
Hallie stopped, smiled, and blew kisses to the cameras. She waved at all of them, practically glowing. She was giving them old Hallie. The person they wanted to mock. The one who drew bad press.
“It’s good to be in Texas again, y’all.”
This was her little payback for last night. Inviting the paps and making me look like I didn’t have control over her ass.
“Hallie! Are you here for your sister’s wedding?”
“When’s your turn?”
“Is it true that Wes Morgan dumped you because you’re having an affair with your bodyguard?”
“Are you pregnant?!”
I grabbed her wrist and ushered her inside.
“Did you hear?” she purred. “We’re having an affair and I might be pregnant. Should I tell them your favorite flavor is unwilling?”
“We both know that’s not true.”
“I’m sure the tabloids will listen to reason instead of capitalizing on a juicy detail.”
Never have I wanted to murder and kiss someone more. Simultaneously.
I pushed the door open. We both entered a tiny space with checkered flooring and posters of skulls and zombies on the coral-hued walls. Very refined.
“Oh, come on. You couldn’t expect me to just let you get away with what you did yesterday.” She laughed, her throaty voice filling the small space, drowning out “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn and John.
Nowshe wanted to talk about last night. In front of a three-hundred-pound tattoo artist with a bushy beard and enough bodily piercings to moonlight as a sieve.
“You wanted to watch,” I snarled.
Case in point: she’d stood there and stared at my cock like it was a Broadway show.
“I was shocked, is all.”
“Bullshit. You’re curious.”
“And if I am?” She twirled a piece of hair around her index finger. “What does it mean for us?”
It meant my cock was about to fall off for wanting her so badly, but I was never going to act on it.
I turned around, giving her my back.
“Just get your shit done.”
While Brat was getting inked, I hopped on the phone with Tom. He was back in Chicago, shadowing Mayor Ferns, and sounded bored out of his ass.
I didn’t call him to hear about his day-to-day life. I called about Ian Holmes and the soap opera we’d left in L.A.
“The feds are taking their time,” he complained. I heard him unbuckling his belt, taking a piss. “And the LAPD is so overworked and underpaid, my guess is they’ll try to bone up some bullshit info just to get someone to trial, but it doesn’t look great. Mainly, there’s not enough evidence against Kozlov.”
“They aren’t digging deep enough,” I insisted.