Damn it.
I probably should have written ‘panties’ just to try to be bold in front of him. I couldn’t though.
My fingers wouldn’t type that word.
Bossman
Well, that’s the only kind of talking I do over texts.
Does he mean sexting?
He does, doesn’t he?
Asshole.
Sighing sharply, I type:
Servant Girl
In that case, I feel sorry for any girl who texts you.
Bossman
Don’t. They all leave very satisfied by the end of it.
I feel like he dropped his voice and stretched out ‘satisfied.’
Servant Girl
Yeah because that’s what every girl wants: sexting with Reign Davidson. ??
Bossman
That and take out the ing at the end. Because a lot of them want that too with Reign Davidson.
Servant Girl
How egotistical do you have to be to refer to yourself in the third person? ??
Bossman
Very. But only because I have a big ego. An enormous ego. An ego of epic proportions.
Servant Girl
How does it ever fit into your small head then?
Bossman
Oh my head’s fine, trust me. It is a struggle though, to fit it in my pants.
What does…
Oh God.God.
Yikes.
I cannot believe I walked into that. I cannotbelieve.