“Down boy,” he teases.
“You’ve fucked Stella in my fucking bed?” he shouts loud enough to gain the interest of the surrounding tables.
“Umm… like I said, they all just blur.”
“I’m going to fucking kill you,” Theo seethes. “Has anyone else fucked someone in my bed?” he asks, looking around at each of us.
“I haven’t,” Alex announces happily.
“Not getting laid is nothing to be proud of, man,” Seb teases.
“Fuck you. I assure you, I’m not missing out on anything,” Alex says cryptically.
“If you’re going to try to tell us that Isla let you between her thighs on Friday night, then I gotta say, it’s going to take a lot of convincing,” Theo quips.
“I wasn’t going to try to tell you anything. We don’t all need to fuck in front of each other to prove we’re getting some, you know.”
“Bro, jealousy isn’t a good look on you,” Seb laughs as Alex flips him off.
“So what the fuck is the deal with Brianna then?” Alex asks, unfortunately putting us right back on track.
“Nico’s been jerking off in class to the security feed from the lift in our building of him fucking her,” Seb helpfully informs Alex, right in time for the final member of our group to join us.
“You fucked her?” Toby baulks. “I thought…” I cut him a look. “Fine whatever,” he mutters, backing down from immediately getting into it with me over Brianna. Again.
She’s best friends with the love of his life. I get it. But shit. That doesn’t mean he’s her keeper.
“I didn’t fuck her in the lift. Sadly, I don’t have video footage of railing her all night in my bedroom though.”
“Rookie mistake,” Theo mutters. “You want me to hook you up with cameras?”
All eyes turn on him.
“You film you and Emmie going at it?” Alex asks, although I’m not sure if he’s horrified or impressed.
“Yes, and no, you’re not getting access, so don’t even fucking ask.”
Alex holds his hands up in surrender. “As if I would. She’s not even my type.”
“You’re right. She’s too good for you.”
“Fuck you. So if you didn’t screw her in the lift, can we see that?”
“Why did you even want it?” Seb asks, looking like a confused puppy as to why I might want a video that doesn’t include me fucking her.
“Why not?” I shrug, playing it off as nothing as I pull my phone from my pocket.
Back in the day, we used to share all sorts of fucked-up shit that we’d recorded with girls. But since these saps all started falling in love and got protective and shit over their girls, it’s becoming less and less.
I fucking miss it, shooting the shit with my boys when the five of us were all we had to worry about. Now we’re expanding faster than I can cope with, and the boys who used to be my ride and dies are all finding others who are more important than us. It fucking sucks.
“Fucking hell, she doesn’t look very into it,” Theo points out when Brianna obviously doesn’t kiss me back for a few minutes.
“She was trying to prove a point. She failed. See,” I say when I finally grind against her and make her restraint snap.
“You look good together. Really good together,” Seb points out.
“What are you trying to say?” I ask, ripping my eyes away from my screen and the way she claws at me as if she can’t get close enough.