“When in Rome,” I said to myself, and started stripping my clothes off.
ELEVEN
Tessa
“You know what?”I said half an hour later as I sat on Andrew’s couch, eating a sandwich. “I liked sitting down in the shower. It’s relaxing and civilized.”
Andrew bit into his own sandwich—which, in the end, I’d made him. Turkey, mayo, and fancy mustard, just as he ordered. “I’m glad you find my shitty life interesting,” he said.
I lowered my sandwich. “Am I being offensive?”
He paused, too. “Are you going to ask me every thirty seconds if you’re being offensive?”
We stared at each other for a second. “Okay,” I said, “let’s make a deal. If I’m being offensive, just tell me off.”
“I do that anyway,” Andrew said.
“Yes, but that might just be because of your everyday crabbiness. The point is, I don’t actually know when I’m being offensive.”
Andrew shrugged and put the last of his sandwich into his mouth. “Do you want a code word or something?” he asked. “If I say it, you’ll know you’re being an ass.”
I blinked. “You mean like a safe word?”
“Something like that. How about this? If you’re being offensive, I’ll say ‘Bea Arthur.’ Then you’ll know.”
“Bea Arthur? Are you for real?”
“It’s as good a safe word as any.”
I laughed. “I’m not sure why I like you.”
“Me neither. Probably because I have air conditioning. How do you become a bra model, anyway?”
I swallowed my bite of sandwich and took a drink of water. I was showered and dressed in a navy blue sundress, and I felt like a new woman. A new, hungry woman. “Well, you start by traveling the country with your hippie parents, who don’t supervise you as much as they should. Then you develop boobs and catch the eye of sketchy older men who say they want to take pictures of you.”
Andrew froze mid-bite. “Are you fucking serious?”
“Yes, I am.” I shrugged. “I was never actually assaulted, but I chalk that up to pure luck and survival instinct. I’d been in some dangerous situations by the time I was fourteen.” Those experiences had led me to crash and burn, but I didn’t want to talk about that. “Anyway, looking pretty was what I knew how to do, so when I was sixteen I signed up with a reputable modeling agency and tried to get work. That was in Denver. My first gig was modeling a nursing bra, if you can believe it.” I put down my drink and mimed. “I had to pose demonstrating the clasp, you know? The one here that opens the nipple flap. I was seventeen. I made a hundred and fifty dollars.”
Andrew leaned back in his chair. “That is deeply weird. And not a little disturbing.”
“There’s a whole world of modeling out there,” I said. “Not everyone goes on a runway, wearing Victoria’s Secret. Bras have been sold in catalogs for decades, andsomeonehas to model them. Hand modeling is a big thing, too, though my hands aren’t quite nice enough. There’s watch modeling. I knew one woman in L.A. whose specialty was shampoo and hair spray ads. She stood with her back to the camera and did this.” I shook my hair, brushing it back from my shoulders, though of course my hair was too short to demonstrate properly. “Before I cut my hair I did some calls, but my hair wasn’t quite right. I also did some leg auditions—for razor and legging ads. Legs are hard, though. They have to be perfect, and you can’t fake it. My calves are too thin.”
Andrew was watching me, his sandwich in his hand. “Your legs are nice,” he said.
That gave me that giddy feeling again, the one you get when a great-looking guy notices that your legs are nice. “Thanks,” I said. “Nice doesn’t cut it in the modeling world, though.”
“Huh,” he said thoughtfully. He took a bite of sandwich and swallowed. “It sounds like your whole career is about being told your body parts are subpar.”
“It sounds that way, but I’m used to it. It’s better than being a nurse, I guess. Less schooling, and not as much work.”
“You wanted to be a nurse?”
Of all the topics we’d talked about, that one made my cheeks burn. I didn’t know why I’d said that; I never talked about wanting to be a nurse with anyone. “I know, it sounds dumb. A bra model wanting to be a nurse. I don’t have the brains, and I definitely don’t have the money.”
Andrew frowned, thinking. “You would if you sold your grandmother’s house.”
“But then I’d have nowhere to live.”