Neevah
“Crap.”With my legs flung over the side of the couch, I frown. “I just got an alert that my phone has a virus from adult sites I visited.”
“So Pornhub gave your phone an STD?” Takira pauses in chopping onions for the soup she’s making. “You had unprotected surfing and now your phone has herpes?”
“Shut it. Does incognito mode mean nothing?”
“Long as it’s been since you had that Vitamin D, no wonder you’re banging your phone every day. You were bound to get infected.”
“Could you stop being gross about my sex life?”
“What sex life?” Takira starts chopping again. “Social services will be by soon to pay your vagina a wellness visit.”
I hurl a pillow across the room at her, missing on purpose.
“I’m here to check on Neevah’s pussy,” Takira says in her professional voice. “The neighbors are concerned. There’s been no sign of activity for months. We’re making sure the cat still purrs.”
“I hate you,” I grit out, but the struggle not to laugh is real.
“You won’t hate me when you taste this lunch, guhl,” she says, easily slipping into her Trinidadian accent. “Ees me grandma’s famous corn soup.”
“It does smell good.” I walk over to stand by her at the counter. A short walk since our apartment has the square footage of a Porta Potty.
“And vegan.” She proffers her knife. “Put them little hands to use. You on peppers.”
“Yes, ma’am.” I slide my phone into the pocket of my lounge pants. “On it.”
It’s my day off. My last show as the lead was last night and when I return to the theater tomorrow, Elise will be the star again. I don’t begrudge her that. She’s a great singer. Outstanding actress. It just felt good to stand in the spotlight for a week. It’s okay. My time will come. I just gotta keep grinding and pay my dues.
I’m slicing red peppers when the phone in my pocket buzzes. It’s a number I don’t recognize, but it could be a callback for something. Ya never know.
“Hello.” I trap the phone between my ear and shoulder and keep cutting.
“Neevah?” a vaguely familiar, shiver-inducing voice says on the other line. “It’s Canon Holt.”
I drop the knife.
Dammit.
This man should not call me when I’m holding a knife. I could lose a finger.
“Uh, hey?” My curiosity and general state of shock lilt the words.
“I hope it’s okay that I called. Monk gave me your number.”
“Uh-huh.” I send a slightly panicked look to Takira and mouth Canon Holt. Her eyes saucer and she catches a squeal with one hand. “I mean, sure. It’s fine that you called. That he gave you this number. Wright. Monk, I mean. Yes.”
Am I Kanye’s Twitter account right now? I’m barely coherent. Good Lord.
I should sit down. I walk back to the couch and lower to the cushions carefully, waiting to understand what this is about. I mean, we did have a moment on the sidewalk, right? Is he still in town? Is he asking me out? What will I wear? I have to wash my hair and shave my legs. I need a Brazilian!
Oh. My. God.
I can’t go on a date with Canon Holt with a furry pussy. What if we . . . my brain explodes at the thought of sex with that huge man. He would break me.
It would be fantastic.
“There’s a small part in my next movie I’d like you to audition for.”