Lil’s weight shifted behind me as she took in the tree-lined driveway. “Hey, this is the vineyard we looked at for our wedding.”
“Is it?” I played the fool.
“Yeah. Remember; the one we loved but it was too damn expensive.”
I hummed despite grinning to myself. “Do you think they’ll let us eat M&Ms on their lawn?”
Lil laughed. “Who cares? It’s probably going to be the only way we can afford to dine here.”
“I booked us a table for lunch, babe.”
She gasped. “You did?”
“Yup.” I clicked down a gear and cruised through the sealed corners, then rolled to a stop in the parking area on the top of the rise.
I braced the bike while Lil climbed off, then swung my leg over. “Excited?”
She wrestled her helmet off, then bounced on the balls of her feet. “Oh em gee, so excited. I hope they do seafood.” She then gasped. “And crème brûlée!”
“I’m sure they’ll do both, babe.” I chuckled while wriggling out of my helmet, then welcomed the hard kiss Lil planted on my mouth. It sent me stumbling back a pace until I regained balance, and I made sure to hold her tight while I kissed her properly.
Once we’d stripped from our motorcycle gear, I took her hand and hurried her out of the summer’s heat. A friendly young man looked up from the reception desk and smiled.
“Welcome toRolling Vines Winery. How can I help?”
“I have a lunch booking underWestbrook.”
He quickly scanned the booking screen and his expression turned triumphant. “The Ellersly Nook is ready and waiting for you. Right this way.”
“Ellersly Nook?” Lil whispered once the receptionist was a few steps ahead.
I shrugged. “I just requested an outdoor table in the shade.”
Our escort led us into the summer sun and down a pebbled garden path. When we came to an open yet secluded nook in the garden, he gestured to the white table beneath the high leafy canopy.
“This is your nook. Your waiteress will be along in a few minutes with iced water. In the meantime, please relax and take your time perusing the menu.”
“Thank you so much,” Lil gushed, already reaching for her seat before I could be chivalrous.
I sat opposite her, picked up the menu and laughed. “Looks like you’re in luck, Sunshine; they do a fresh seafood platter.”
Lil slapped her menu down dramatically. “Done! Sign me up, Batman—I’m getting that.”
Chuckling, I leaned to the side and extracted the packet of M&Ms from my shorts pocket. “Pre-lunch snack?”
Lil already had her hand out before I finished the sentence. “Hit me with a handful!”
I glanced around. “Like, cock and balls handful, or–”
“Gage!” Lil laughed. “For fuck’s sake, no, not cock and balls!”
“Shhh, Lil!Your voice carries! I swear, if we get kicked out of here for fornication, you’ll regret it so bad.”
She flared her eyes and spoke without moving her mouth. “Then feed me the goods, dammit.”
Snorting and ripping open the bag before she took my cock and balls and severed them from my body, I poured until her palm almost overflowed.
She tossed a couple into her mouth and exhaled in relief. “Mm!”