Foster
From: [email protected]
Re: Home Alone
Hey Foster,
I promise if I get a dog, it will be a cute one, and I won’t let it poop on your bed. Rome sounds amazing. Are you on vacation or working? HA HA. The job search is going meh...might have to sell my body for money. JK.
Alice
From: [email protected]
Re: Home Alone
Alice,
Unfortunately, it is definitely for work. I have a two-hundred-page contract that I’m working on tonight with the company's CEO, so don’t be that envious. Please do not sell your body. I promise it’s not worth the hassle. From someone who knows! Who am I kidding...I’d give it away for free.
Foster
From: [email protected]
Re: Home Alone
Hey Foster,
Did you just call me? I was in bed sleeping and thinking of you standing on the street with a sign saying, “Have me for free,” HA HA. I’m sure there would be plenty of takers.
Alice
From: [email protected]
Re: Home Alone
Hey Alice,
Glad I didn’t wake you up. Was just calling to make sure everything was well. I forgot the time difference. Would you be one of the takers? HA HA. Or do you not like free items?
Foster
From: [email protected]
Re: Home Alone
Hey Foster,
I plead the Fifth. There’s no good way to answer that question as you’re my best friend’s brother! :)