Like that’s going to cover your tits more!
Chris smirks as Sarah looks mortified. He turns to place Sarah in front of him, and they quickly dash over to the refrigerator and open the door, blocking our view of their naked bodies. I can’t help but burst into a fit of laughter, and Aiden doesn’t know where to look. His eyes dart everywhere but at them.
“Um… what are you guys doing home?” Chris asks as Sarah turns around and hides in his chest.
“Well, we were having a pretty bad day at work, so we decided to take the rest of today off. Luckily, we did, or we’d never have seen the filthy-maid-and-horny-sailor spectacular,” I quip, making Aiden chuckle.
“Oh God,” Sarah mumbles as she hides even further.
“You guys do know this is a kitchen, right? We prepare food in here. I would’ve thought with you being a master chef, Chris, you would know all about the correct hygiene procedures,” Aiden jests.
“Yeah, you would also think that a maid would be cleaner than that. I thought they clean up messes, not make them.” I giggle.
“Okay, okay. Hit us with it. Go on, get it all out,” Chris states.
“Well, if you insist. I guess it would be good to have a maid around here. I’m used to having one, but a filthy, naughty maid is always better than just your standard run-of-the-mill maid,” Aiden teases.
“Oh yeah, and I gotta say I love a man in uniform, even if it is only the hat and bib. It’s good to know you’re serving Sarah’s cunt-ry,” I joke.
Aiden laughs so loudly. “I’ve never heard you say that word before, baby. I like your potty mouth. Maybe I should dress up as a sailor and see what other filthy, naughty things you can say to me?” Aiden quips as Sarah and Chris continue to hide behind the refrigerator door.
Chris is smirking while Sarah frowns.
“Oh yeah? Well, what about this for potty mouth? Shit,” I say, seductively licking my lips as Aiden laughs and shudders.
“Oh, yeah, baby, I like that,” he murmurs.
Chris laughs obviously entertained by us mocking them.
“Seriously?” Sarah drones, not so entertained.
“Oh, we’ll only be a minute, Sez. What about this, Aiden? Fuck,” I seductively murmur.
Aiden’s smiling so damn wide it’s contagious.
“Oh, Jesus, Jeni, I might have to take you right here and now in the kitchen. Oh wait, it’s occupied already. Damn! I love a good countertop fucking.”
I burst into a fit of laughter as Aiden cuddles into me tightly.
“Okay, okay, you two
have had your fun. Can you let us go now?” Sarah snaps.
I look at Aiden who’s smirking and tilt my head. “What do you think? Have we teased them enough?”
“I don’t know. Surely, there has to be a joke about Chris getting his anchors away. Or him docking into port. Or something about his seaman lost at sea. Surely, there’s more fun to be had?” Aiden asks.
Chris laughs, but Sarah groans.
“Well, maybe we should let them get back to… whatever it is they are doing. I guess it’s only fair. We did interrupt them, after all.” I grin.
“Thank you, you assholes. Now turn around so we can go to our room.” Sarah’s tone is curt which only makes us both laugh again.
“Oh, hell, no. You think we’re going to make it easy for you? Nuh-uh. You want to go to your room, don’t let me stop you. Go on… off you go.” I wave my hand though the air.
Aiden looks at me with his eyebrows raised like he’s impressed.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake. Chris, cover my boobs,” Sarah shimmies away from the refrigerator door. She closes it, and Chris stands close behind Sarah, and they shuffle back down the hall toward their room. I can’t hide my smirk.