Talk about having an edge.
I study my profile, deleting all but one of my photographs, and scrolling through my gallery for new, updated ones.
Brown hair.
Blue eyes.
More freckles than I can count.
I’m not tall, but I have nice boobs, so not without some attractive physical characteristics.
Now. What do I say about myself? This bio is much harder than I thought it would be to write, describing who I am and what I want in a life partner.
POSEY, 30
Looking for my best friend and companion.
Companion?
Lame.
Delete.
POSEY, 30
Molder of young minds.
Looking for my best friend. Love to travel.
Amateur baker, cannot cook.
Hate camping but don’t mind the outdoors.
Hate camping but don’t mind the outdoors?What a dumb thing to say.
Delete.
Hate camping but like to hike. Dog lover. Over packer.
Short but (mostly) sweet.
Sweet.
I haven’t been sweet at all since Duke’s been here, on edge the majority of the time, walking on eggshells, waiting to see what fire he’s going to start that I have to put out.
I should begin a countdown calendar for his departure and hang it in the kitchen.
POSEY, 30
Molder of young minds.
Looking for my best friend. Love to travel.
Amateur baker, cannot cook.
Hate camping but don’t mind the outdoors.
Hate camping but like to hike. Dog lover. Over packer.