She grinned. “Sorry.”
He took her hand in his and looked at the huge diamond. “Is it real, or did some joker get you a cubic zirconia?”
“Of course it’s real, numb-nuts.”
“Language,” he reminded Mark, and dropped Chelsea’s hand. “There are women present.” He loo
ked around for Chelsea’s twin. “Is your sister stil here? She’s not as nice as you, but…”
“She’s kind of taken now, too.”
“Damn.” He smiled and stuck out his hand to his former teammate and friend. “Congratulations. You’re a lucky man.”
Mark shook Sam’s hand as he slid his arm around his fiancée and pul ed her against his side. “Yeah, lucky me.” Chelsea looked up at Mark, the two smiling at each other as if they shared an inside joke. The kind that people in love shared. Sam raised his glass. The kind he’d never shared with anyone and found sappy and annoying. Never in his life would he have ever figured the Hammer for one of those sappy annoying guys. “See you two,” he said, and moved away before they started making out or something. He cut through the crowd and approached the bride and groom. “Congratulations, Ty,” he said, and shook the groom’s hand. He didn’t know if the bun in the oven was common knowledge yet, so he decided not to mention it.
“Thanks for coming.”
“Sam.” The bride reached out and gave him a big hug. She was beautiful and soft and smel ed great. She’d make Ty a good wife. Hel , any man a good wife. Any man but Sam. Sam wasn’t the marrying kind of guy. Obviously.
“You’re a beautiful bride,” he said, and pul ed back to look into her face.
“Thank you.” She smiled. “And don’t think I’ve forgotten about that conversation we had in St. Paul.”
They’d had a conversation? She was smiling, so he must have kept it clean.
“I couldn’t get you al invited to a party at the mansion, but I did invite a few Playmates here tonight.”
Oh, that conversation. She’d promised him and the guys an invitation to the Playboy mansion if they won the Stanley Cup. “I noticed.”
“I’m not surprised.” She laughed. “I had the wedding planner make sure she sat you at their dinner table.”
Under normal circumstances, that would have been welcome news. He pushed up the corners of his mouth. “Fabulous. Thanks.”
“I hope that makes up for my broken promise.”
“We’re square.” He took a step back, and general manager, Darby Hogue, and his wife stepped forward to offer the bride and groom their congratulations.
Sam took a drink, and over the top of his glass, he spotted the Playmates. They weren’t hard to pick out in a crowd. They were the four girls with big hair and bigger breasts, surrounded by Blake, Andre, and Vlad. Four on three was an uneven play. He figured it was his duty to even things out. He lowered his glass but didn’t move.
Autumn. He just couldn’t work up the proper enthusiasm required to chat it up with women in short skirts and low-cut blouses. Not while his babymama circled, looking for a reason to hate him even more than she already did. If that was even possible. Instead, he struck up a conversation with Walker and Smithie and their wives. He smiled and nodded as the women talked about their own weddings and the births of al their children. Thank God Walker interrupted his wife just as she was warming up to a poop story.
“Did you hear the front office is looking to trade Richardson?” Walker asked.
Yeah, he’d heard. He liked Richardson. He was a good, solid wingman, but with Ty retiring, they needed a more versatile guy. One who could kil penalties as wel as play the wings. “Do you know who they’re looking at?”
“Bergen, for one.”
“The Islander? Huh.” The last he’d heard, Bergen was stil in a slump.
“And then,” Walker’s wife said through a laugh, “he cal ed out, ‘I poo in the potty, Mommy.’ ”
Screw it. “See you around,” Sam said, and headed for the playmates. He didn’t care what Autumn thought. She was an uptight bal -buster, and there was nothing wrong with a little conversation with four beautiful women.
Autumn knelt between the bride’s and groom’s chairs and went through the rest of the schedule. Autumn was a list maker, both in business and in life. When it came to weddings, she knew the list by heart. Just in case, though, she had every detail written in her folio. It was after eight, and the dinner and toasts were just about over. Faith looked exhausted, but she only had to get through the cake cutting and first dance before the groom could take her home.
Autumn herself might get home at midnight. If she was lucky.
“Thank you,” Faith said. “You’ve kept everything running smooth.”