PUCKBUNNIES
ROBBIE HAMLET:I’m dead.
BOBBY HUGHES:Weird way to announce it but go off.
KRIS HUDSON:Can I have your room?
JOE CARTER:Can I have Sabrina’s number?
ROBBIE HAMLET:Shut the fuck up, Carter.
NATE HAWKINS:RIP
ROBBIE HAMLET:Here he is. Man of the hour.
NATE HAWKINS: Wtf are you on?
ROBBIE HAMLET:Did you know Stassie, Summer, and Kitty all live in the same building?
NATE HAWKINS: You’re fucking joking.
ROBBIE HAMLET: Wouldn’t joke about something as funny as this.
JAIDEN JOHAL: Maple Tower? Shit. I might move.
HENRY TURNER: I don’t get what the problem is.
KRIS HUDSON:They’re neighbors, Hen.
HENRY TURNER: Yeah…But none of them want to fuck him anyway, so why is it a problem?
HENRY TURNER: It’s not like he’s going to be invited over.
MATTIE LIU: Shots fired.
KRIS HUDSON:I just know Hawkins is so tired rn.
JOE CARTER: Tired of waiting for Turner to say it was a joke lmao
JAIDEN JOHAL: Can anyone else hear crying?
NATE HAWKINS: Switching to basketball. Bunch of pricks.
HENRY TURNER: Might have a better chance with Stassie if you switch.
NATE HAWKINS: And why’s that?
HENRY TURNER: She definitely has sex with Ryan Rothwell.
HENRY TURNER: Maybe basketball players are her type.
NATE HAWKINS: You don’t know that.
HENRY TURNER: I do. She told me.
NATE HAWKINS: And why the fuck would she tell you that?
HENRY TURNER: Because I asked?