WHGossipgrrl: y don’t u ask him?
BadApple: lol
WHGossipgrrl: I’m not the one 2 ask 4 tea on Royal
BadApple: let me guess. U must mean Gloria n her golden pussy
WHGossipgrrl: Lo is good ppl
BadApple: I kno. Just being jealous bitch
WHGossipgrrl: I know a thing or 2 abt that
I get up and pace. I need info, and now is not the time to be proud. I go to the fridge, but it’s empty as usual. I find a packet of ramen noodles in the cabinet and sit down at the computer again, tearing open the plastic and gnawing on the crunchy noodles before going in again.
BadApple: hey lo
ThatsLo: whats up?
BadApple: Do u know about the boys swan tats?
ThatsLo: I’ve seen them
BadApple: u know what they r right?
ThatsLo: what do u kno?
BadApple: That they’re in a secret society called the Midnight Swans.
ThatsLo: that’s all I kno
BadApple: Is royal in?
ThatsLo: oc
BadApple: y doesn’t he have the tat?
ThatsLo: idk y don’t u ask him?
That’s the second person to tell me that. Of course Royal won’t tell me anything, but he’s probably going to find out I was digging for information on him, anyway. I might as well ask. He and Gloria are buddies, after all, possibly fuck buddies. And I know better than anyone that pillow talk is the only kind of talking Royal Dolce does.
Suddenly, I wonder if he cums with her now that I’ve “fixed” him, and it makes me see red. I swear, I like this chick, but if she’s fucking Royal, I can’t be held responsible for what I’ll do.
BadApple: thx I’ll do that.
ThatsLo: want 2 go to the mall?
BadApple: lol wut?
ThatsLo: u know. Shopping?
BadApple: do ppl still go to malls?
ThatsLo: didn’t u hear? they’re going out of business. Everything’s on sale!
BadApple: the whole mall is going out of business?
ThatsLo: yes!