The least she can do
Is take you off my hands.
Go ask your father,
Can’t you see I’m busy?
There’s this party downtown,
A benefit for the children.
Don’t you want me to help
The unfortunate children?
But before you go,
Did you see my new earrings?
Your father got them for me,
Ten thousand-dollar diamonds,
Aren’t they pretty?
Maria Giancursio will eat her heart out.
Speaking of…
Did you see her dress at the gala last week?
Who wore it best,
Maria or the dime-store whore
Down on the corner?
I’d vote the whore.
A decent woman saves it for the bedroom.
Make sure you pick a nice girl
Who leaves something for the imagination.
If she lets anyone see it,
She lets anyone touch it.
My sons deserve better
Than someone who’s already been used.
Now go on,
That’s all the time I have for you today,
I’ve got to finish getting ready.